CoalBucket.com Cracker standard jokes!
What vegetable is always going shopping? A jacket potatoe!
What do you call a guy who is always reading the newspaper? Column!
What drinks are always complaining to each other? Red and White Whine!
What piece of infrastructure likes to play cards? A Bridge!
What mobile phone is always colored white? A snowmobile!
What type of hamburger needs to give up the cigarattes? A smokey bacon burger!
What type of shop is very slow? A stall!
Where do people over seven foot go to school? Highschool!
What type of necklace is worn by computer super geeks? Pearl necklaces!
What type of season is bouncy and full of zest? Spring!
What did mortgage say to credit? "Please credit...please don't leave me. Stay!! Don't be aloane!"
What did the politician say to the bin? "Oh Bin you really do talk a load of old rubbish!"
One day two trees were out shopping in their supermarket. They stike up a conversation..."Really I do love shopping so in this chain...it just has so many branches!"
What desert is made from sand? The Sahara dessert!
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